When push comes to shove,the sky is the limit

Lethargy,sucks but whatever,what can you do but sit around and jerk off to the clock as it keeps going tick tock tick tock…..

 

It is beautiful,suffering can either toughen you up or break you to pieces,but either way you grow once you come out of it.   

  • you are the sky
  • I am the god
  • we are the universe        

Get it?

Lets pretend,say you get beat up by some magical force,what do you do? Do you try and persuade the guy into not having beat you up,no….thats not a good move.First lets see what made the person want to beat you up in the first place…

  1. you stole his dinosaur cookie(and no this isn’t kindergarten,its college)
  2. He got mad and you made it worse by eating his cookie in front of his burning eyes
  3. inevitable happens,you get your ass handed to you.unless you are one sick fucker and enjoy getting a beating you aren’t going to come out of it smiling and laughing like you just lost your virginity.Which won’t happen because the girl you’ve been eyeing thinks you’re a wimp getting beat up like that and she sees you as a delinquent.

I don’t know about you but I’d be furiously learning mma moves from online and simultaneously jerking off to softcore lesbian porn(nvm something more gruesome)to get rd of the pain of rejection.